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英語幽默小笑話:Let Dog in Hotel

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  Let Dog in Hotel

  A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

  An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

  一個人給一家他計劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫了封信,"我非常希望帶著我的狗,它很干凈很有教養(yǎng),你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?"

  旅館主人立即回了封信,"我經(jīng)營旅館很多年了,狗從沒偷過毛巾,床單, 餐具,或者墻上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因為狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它,狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館,如果它為您擔(dān)保,也歡迎您來。

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